Life on Road

Road has its own life.There are its own rules and its own followings.Being a hardcore bike enthusiast and an automobile lover,I understand the language of driving.Let me share with you some of its gospels.
CAUTION:You will be able to embrace the writing only if you are a bike enthusiast and love driving out

1)A dude loves to overtake.It is against his pride to fall behind another dude.He discovers ultimate pleasure in it.What am I doing here?I would have been against Schumacher.I would have given tough competition to him !

2)A Dude feels insulted when someone overtakes him.It automatically gives him the title of a loser.Being sacrileged,then he tries his every bit and byte to barge past the overtaker.If he is unsuccessful,then well and good.I was just behind.If that moron had not turned,I might have taught him a driving lesson !

3)But If somehow,he is successful,then the whistle of a war gets blown.Both blow horn in an attempt to remove the corpses from their flight.While one crosses ahead from the right,the other pops out from the Left.This continues until they have to
change their courses.The Winner is decided by the one who crosses the diversion first.Ha,The Stupid was competiting with me.Now He Understood who am I.While the other that felt behind-Ha,He changed his path because it was clear that I am better !

4)If a third dude sees this championship,He never gets involved,instead chuckles and calls the thing petty.Even if he was involved in such a motocross yesterday !

4)When a group of dudes go somewhere together on their bikes,they orchestrates their own MotoGP.Each find their bike to be Hayabusa.The One who is not interested and doesnot want to take risk,he is questioned-Haven't you got the balls or what?

5)If a dude crashes or falls off from his bike,then he will never accept that it was his fault.Either the road was rough,or the lorrywalla was the culprit.He insists that he did no wrong and the other man was a fucker.If on the other side,he finds
the person to be a Girl,Woman or an Old Man,then his convincing power increases multifolds.

6)If you see any automobile going slow at a snail's speed,then it is tacit that the driver is of feminist origin.Her head would be Clinched straight.She would be so tensed as if she is Rani Laxmibai going to the britishers for a war,on a car.

7)Never do the mistake of blowing horn to a female.She simply redefines the meaning of a horn and slows down further.By doing this,she fixes a lane for herself,turns neither left nor right.And you are compelled to search for another lane.

8)If somehow,any gal gets a chance to have her hands on a bike,She feels as if she is Queen Elizabeth.She rides it in her own tashan and then crashes in the middle of the road.

9)While the girly crash can occur due to billion reasons,a guy crashes because he is busy in ostentation or his eyelids astray on the surroundings ranging from stray dogs,shops,buildings to gals,latter proving a majority.

10)While Stumbling creates audiences,But when a gal stumbles,the spectators are so large that a successful advertisement of Dettol or pain relievers could be done till someone comes,help her pick her scooter and she gets going.

11)Never be behind a Bus.It saturates your eyes with a thousand specks and forces you to accept its supremacy.Moreover,it drives as if the road is build specifically for the bus and your all requests by horns goes on the deaf ears.